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Sandwich - Dynamite

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I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes
Sayin' AYO
I wanted MAYO
I want my bread sliced up with a knife
Sayin' AYO
I wanted MAYO

I came to rhyme rhyme rhyme rhyme
I order up, same every time time time time
They offer specials, I say fine fine fine fine
Me and my peeps are gonna dine dine dine dine
Yeah yeah
Said pile it on and on and on
Put toppings on and on and on
YEAH

I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes
Sayin' AYO
I wanted MAYO!
I know what I ordered make it right
Sayin' AYO
I wanted MAYO

Cause we gon' eat this club
Eat it bite by bite
Take on this six-foot sub
Finish by midnight!
I got friends to feed
I won't say it twice
Make me a six-foot sub
Go on and name your price

Hold the door now don't be rude rude rude rude
Don't you know I got the food food food food
I arrived I came to chew chew chew chew
Break out the sandwich it's like dude dude dude dude
Yeah yeah
Sandwich goes on and on and on!
It just goes on and on and on!
YEAH

I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes
Sayin' AYO
I got the MAYO
I want my bread sliced up with a knife
Sayin' AYO
I wanted MAYO

Because when I show up
Everybody cheers
They know I bring the stuff
And they know I'm here
Cause I'll tell you once
And I won't repeat
When we party up
We need food to eat

Don't wanna take it home, I
Don't wanna waste how 'bout we finish?
No we're not alone, guys
Can we share the last of this sandwich?
Cause I, I, I
Know we can
Finish this
I want it all gone, let's finish by dawn
It's something we can split, we can share
Split we can share
We can split we can share

I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes
Sayin' AYO
I wanted MAYO
We ate that sandwich and we ate it right!
Sayin' AYO
That's a KO!!

That was a ton of grub
Do you feel all right?
We ate the whole thing up
Partied the whole night
And I'll tell you once
But I won't repeat
When you party up
You need food to eat!
A parody to Taio Cruz's "Dynamite"
Go ahead an listen to it before or while you're reading, it'll work out better that way.
I'm extremely proud of myself :D
Expect more parodies on the way
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moonsierra's avatar
oh, wow. Now that is hillarious! Nice job:P I love it.